Thursday, 6 December 2012

Good Bye ____

People these days are all about attention, for example, good bye facebook, I'm deleting my account can't stand the drama. Okay what are you going to do delete your facebook and tell everyone to follow you on twitter, no you're either going to say "I was just kidding" or you're just going to make a new account and re add everyone claiming that you were having a mental breakdown or some lame excuse.
Twitter is another one, oh my god too much hate! So what! At least one person is going to hate you, don't even try saying nobody hates me cause thats definitely not true, whether you know it or not someone's going to hate you. Also if you're deleting twitter because of some hate. Either way you're going to re make it cause "Oh my god now what."
Also don't say you're getting rid of your cell phone, I'm addicted to mine, and so is everyone i know so, good luck not having a phone after you've had it. 
Now if you're one those super attention seekers who say you're going to do ALL of that, you may as well get rid of your television, and your computer because we very well know that everyone watches television and if you say you don't. LIAR! Even elderly people watch t.v. like all the time! Even babies, they may not know what their watching but they sure as hell know they like it. And if you do say you're going to do all of that stuff, you may as well move out and live in a crab shell.
One more thing. Don't you dare say I'm moving out because of one fight, we all know you're not going to until you're older, you can say it thousands of times and, well, let's be honest, if you do, GOOD LUCK! You're not going to go anywhere in life.
Have fun in your crab shell! Attention seeker!

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